Why can't I insure myself against the shutting down of the world?

All the insurance companies I've been to - laughed at me and told me to leave your job! WHY?
Homosexuality is the answer.
I think that they must be taking pity on you since it is completely easy money.

However, if you were serious, I would enjoy to agree with you - why ever would someone not be prepared to accept such an insurance risk for an agreed premium?

Perhaps it is not acceptable under the terms of the Financial Services Act, so the nanny state is protecting you from yourself - booooh!
You can't insure something that already happened years and years ago.
we can't insure you for something we know that will develop.

we can only insure you for accidents.

and we also can't insure you for catastophic events.

the conclude of the world will be a catastophic event...

sorry!

That isn't like any insurance company I've ever hear of. All the ones I know of would gladly insure you. Heck, I will insure you.for only $5!

if the world ends, I'll dispatch you 2 million to make up for it.
You should be conversation to the church, not an insurance company.

From what i've been told, the Church offers a pretty sweet buy and sell.

For only a few hours of your time every Sunday morning, you can be insured against an eternity in hell.
You can but good luck collecting on it.
There would be no paying agencies left after the conclusion of the world, nor would you be around to collect. You are lucky they just laughed at you instead of one derisive for wasting their time.
Ummm, because if that were the covering they would be insuring the world not you.


Answers:    dont worry when jesus comes back they wont be raptured they will be contained by the lake of fire
I agree next to one of the previous posters....IT'S CALLED CHURCH! LOL!
And how would you collect once the world had ended?