Will insurance cover it adjectives?


I think I a bit spoiled my daughter, she never did any household chores in her go, everyone waitedby the side of her, and then she go and got herself pricked near a spindle, and now she is comatose! All because she be so pampered! Doctors say she would be like this for at lowest another hundred years!
I am so upset. I will never live long enough to see my
grandchildren, and who will look after her when I die? How will I
find out if my insurance covers this defence?
My poor daughter, and she is so good looking!
Answers:

Nope, this is uninsurable, because of the "fairy influence". That would be excessive discrimination, and is completely politically incorrect.


PS, why is allure only skin insightful, but ugly go to the bone?
Wouldn't fairy tale be boring if they included insurance? Takes the quest and personal initiative to make a situation better (by your own hard work as opposed to because you're going to build a great settlement) completely out of the picture...

An interesting thought...
I conjecture you will find that insurance will take great prudence of your poor daughter, even after your death.

Next time, don't indulge and spoil your children so much and they will live a long and happy lifeand preserve them away from spindles.