English speakers please!?

Can someone write me a conversation between a new member of staff and a personnel officer regarding the company insurance policy.

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Answers:    E: What can you enlighten me, in layman's oral communication, about the company insurance policy?
PO: Which one? The energy or the health?
E. Life.
PO: One hundred thousand residence...and it is convertible.
E: Convertible?
PO: Yes. You can convert the term coverage to enduring insurances. That means the insurance coverage will be capable of last to age 100, and you will build equity.
E: How going on for the health?
PO: Stay wholesome.
E: If I don't?
PO: You pay the first $50; next we pay the rest.
E: That's apt.
PO: Of course it is good. You are beside a wonderful company.

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